1. Diet Mt. Dew. I understand that it's composed of industrial solvents, the TMNT Ooze, and the tears of kittens, but man oh man there is no substance in the world I love more than DMD.
2. 15 degree mornings. The last couple of days have dawned bone-chillingly cold in Northeast Missouri. The frigidity is a reminder that you're alive - a painful reminder when you're standing on a corner waiting for a bus full of high school kids, as I did this morning. Humanity has survived millions of such days and we will continue to do so. What's more, in March or April, when those first gorgeous days of the new year emerge, we will appreciate them all the more.
3. Contact lenses and night mouth guard. I started using the former in 2005 and the latter in 2013 and in both cases I was worried that I would hate them and they would provide nothing but irritation and heartache. In both cases I was an idiot. Nothing much new there.
4. 2 year olds. A coworker brought their two-year old son into the office this afternoon and I think that it would be fun to have one of these ... for about half an hour, once a week.
5. Calvin and Hobbes. I hated it when I was twelve. What a buffoon I was.
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